Remember this tune?
Here are a few of the lyrics from the Dead or Alive version:
“You spin me right round, baby
Right round, like a record, baby
Right round round round…”
You know you’re humming along. Admit it. You are, aren’t you?
Have you heard the refrain on the new version by Flo Rida? When I first heard my son and his middle school friends singing the chorus, just the “You spin me right round baby right round,” part, I thought, “Oh, look, everything really does come back.”
And then my girlfriend asked me if I knew Flo Rida had changed the lyrics. Huh?
Ah, yes, why would Flo Rida touch a song that wasn’t about oral sex? Here, his chorus:
“You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down…”
Better yet, he pays her:
“From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down…”
There are so many things going on here that I don’t know where to start and if I climb up on this high horse I may never come back down. So here’s what I have to say in as few words as possible:
And you know, back in the day, Madonna was considered racy.
Yesterday, I was so productive.
By 7:30AM I already had a load of clothes in the washing machine and, I am mildly ashamed to admit this, but that is a good feeling around here. I’m up! Stuff is getting done! It’s nearly miraculous.
I had a full morning planned and was on time (close enough) for everything. And I remembered everything. Good times.
Lunch with friends was the most important agenda item of the day, and I was (almost) on time for that, too. Perfect.
Did I mention the sun was shining?
After lunch, I did some quick calculations and determined I could squeeze in a couple of errands before heading to the bus stop.
I dropped off my Costco haul at home and even had time to grab a Diet Pepsi before I headed back out. As I got in the car to drive to the bus stop–a 4-5 minute drive–I realized that I was supposed to pick up the kids at school today. 20 minutes ago. And it’s about a 12 minute drive.
And that, my friends, is why children have cell phones.