Category Archives: humor

Nymbler, and Second Chances

Choosing baby names wasn’t an easy task for me, except once, the second time, when somehow we just knew our boy’s name from the get-go.  The others, though, were tedious.  There was the pouring over the baby name books, each of us making our own first super-long list, then cutting our lists to our top picks before we shared them with each other.  

Without having to give a reason, we then crossed off any name from each others’ lists that didn’t sit well.  My husband, for example, wasn’t having anything to do with Savannah (“Because we’re from Georgia,” he asked-a bit derisively, if memory serves.  We’re not by the way.  From Georgia.) Crossed off.  I, on the other had, wasn’t going for Ann.  Without an “e” for goodness sakes!  We all have our issues, right?  Crossed off.

So here I am, all these years later, and no, no, no, not pregnant, but I found myself playing around over at Nymbler, which claims to be “your personal baby name assistant.”

I entered a few names I liked, like Anne and Grace and Kate, and here are the names it fed me:

Johanna
Amy
Susan

Really?  I like Kate and you give me Johanna?  How are these alike?

I accidentally clicked again, and it fed me a new batch:

Lily
Ella
Claire

These are names I could live with.  Lily, in fact, was on my girl-name short list every time.  Not bad Nymbler.  Another good reason to give everyone (or everything) a second chance.

Finally! Women and Wine…

So many times, it seems, women get the short end of the stick. It starts early, with puberty, continues through childbirth, and is often visible in the paycheck as well.

As such, I laughed when I read this article in the NY Times Wednesday. Women who drink moderately, it turns out, gain less weight over time than our non-drinking friends. Okay, that’s fine. Good news, I guess.
Men, on the other hand, stuff their faces when they drink, so they just get fat.
Yep, I’m still laughing.
It only seems fair, right?
photo credit: jessicamelling

NYTimes, I Thought You Loved Me, Too

~ Thinking Thursday ~
random ruminations about life, news, and other noise

Ah, it’s been the happiest of relationships.  A give and take of sorts.  You give and I take.  But, apparently, that hasn’t been enough for you.  So you’re restricting me.  Putting me on a diet.  A NYTimes diet.

Forget about the happiness it brings me when I find a single moment to peruse your (online) pages.  Forget about the many times I’ve referenced you, like when I weighed in on the virtue of using butter vs. margarine, or the ludicrousness of giving kindergartners homework, and even the foolishness of texting while driving.  You just don’t care about these things.

You only want me for my money.

And so, beginning next year, I will have to peel hard earned dollars from my pocket to access your thought-provoking words and article miscellany.  For you, I suppose, I’ll consider it.  Perhaps I’ll give you my Starbucks money.

I guess we’ll have to see who treats me better.

May the best brand win.

photo credit: LizBaller