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Dogs Have the Life
Dogs have it pretty good around here.
Or dog does, anyway.
Think about it. Sure, he doesn’t have any decision making powers. No authority in the pack whatsoever. But it’s a trade off, right?
What he does have:
- 2 square meals a day
- Fancy organic dog treats
- Long naps, whenever he feels like it
- People who walk him, throw him frisbees, and clean up after him
- Free room and board
- Health care, better than that available to most people in the world
- Time to himself
I wonder if I could fit in that crate?
The Boots
Him: “Oh, yeah, Mom. I need some tall maroon boots for the play. Like old-time boots.”
Me: “Ummm? You wear a men’s size 11. I don’t think we’re going to find tall maroon boots in that size.”
Him: “I really have to have them. I need them for the play.”
side note: The play is a take-off on Snow White, and he’s the henchman. Those kind of boots.
Me: [long pause] Well, maybe I could make something. From wool?
very important side note: I can sew a straight line. I make things like bean bags for birthday parties, not boots for people to actually wear.
Him: “Yes, yes, thank you!!” [overly enthusiastic to make up for outrageous request and to encourage very hesitant mother]
We trudged over to Joann Fabrics and, lo and behold, the miracle of maroon wool appeared. We bought it and took it home. I measured, and guessed, and drew on the wool with a piece of chalk. That’s right: chalk.
I got out my trusty sewing machine, the one my mother bought for me in 1992. Yes, that’s correct.
I cut.
I sewed.
I was feeling mighty proud.
Him: “Oh, great! And can you add some laces? And buttons? Like old-time boots?
Me: “Huh?” But I got busy.
And for a drama class play, I think they’ll be just fine.