Dogs have it pretty good around here.

Or dog does, anyway.

Think about it.  Sure, he doesn’t have any decision making powers.  No authority in the pack whatsoever.  But it’s a trade off, right?

What he does have:

• 2 square meals a day
• Fancy organic dog treats
• Long naps, whenever he feels like it
• People who walk him, throw him frisbees, and clean up after him
• Free room and board
• Health care, better than that available to most people in the world
• Time to himself

I wonder if I could fit in that crate?