So Mommycosm is off in Aruba, and I’m sitting here with several feet of snow outside my door. That person—the one who said “IT’S NOT FAIR,” was absolutely right. But, hey, I’m not one to begrudge a girlfriend some time in the sun. As long as you raise a glass to me while you’re living large, I’ll raise one right back. Preferably one with a little pink umbrella sticking out of it. And maybe a pineapple…