Please forgive a little frivolity, indulgence, and pride with this post. My eldest son (11) wrote a couple of puns for a school assignment, and I think they’re hilarious so I want to share them with you.
Puns, by Matthew
- At a meat shop, the owner/head butcher seemed to have backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. (A little behind…get it?)
- Cannibals kidnapped me and tried to eat me, but I escaped and fell into 3 big holes—you didn’t hear about them? Well, well, well—then a helicopter with the president in it pulled me out and that’s why I’m late for school. (3 holes–well, well, well; this one cracks me up!)
Enjoy your weekend! -Kirsetin
